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According to historical accounts, Marie Antoinette became fixated on the idea that she could conserve her husband's sperm by having him ejaculate outside the vagina during intercourse. This unusual practice, reportedly advocated by her doctors, aimed to prevent sperm from being "wasted" during sex. The queen believed that by conserving her husband's sperm, she could increase her chances of conceiving a male heir.

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